How to deal with people from Boston

"nermal" (nermal) 05/20/2015 at 10:44 • Filed to: morans, boston, simple fixes, mmm donuts

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They have a unique culture and mindset. It’s a given that they talk funny, and usually come across as self-centered, rude, and obnoxious to outsiders. However, there are some simple, yet effective methodologies to making the best of your interactions with a Bostonian:

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OPPOsaurus WRX > nermal 05/20/2015 at 10:56

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you were very close. remove DD and replace with

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > nermal 05/20/2015 at 11:04

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I was there not too long ago. I found the place to be friendly enough... just a bit staid and expensive with lots of old cemeteries. Cambridge, MA was a lot more fun. Eating/drinking there was cheaper too.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > nermal 05/20/2015 at 11:45

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Disclaimer I’m not from Boston, this is a joke

Screw you we have the bigh digh. Our underdog sports teams ah bettah than anyone else. Everyone likes our scrappy sailor mentality. If you’re not Irish-American you’re not ah Bahstonian. I park my cah in Hahvid yard. We punch anyone that disagrees wit ah sports team.

Justin Hughes > nermal 05/20/2015 at 11:55

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A good start, but let me correct you on something here.

Everything inside Route 128 (also known as Interstate 95 and/or 93) IS Boston. It’s just one huge mess of urban sprawl and traffic.

Of course, I live in the suburbs, right along 495. Here is a true Bostonian’s world map.

OPPOsaurus WRX > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/20/2015 at 12:47

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eh we’ve gotten over the big dig and have moved on to just generally complaining about traffic again